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我做了一个梦…我与一个爱我的女孩晚上一起散步在广场上，那有我和朋友提前布置的求婚现场。戒指在我兜里，什么都准备好了。我爱的人看到了，满怀欣喜的过去还说谁这么浪漫…我把她抱进心形花里，她懵了，我的朋友递上话筒，我唱了《做我老婆好不好》，说了感动的话，掏出戒指问做嫁给我好吗?她哭了，我也哭了，她哭着点头，我给他带上戒指，在满是掌声和在一起声中幸福的抱在一起，天上还放着烟花…………我醒了……眼角还留着泪、这个梦我每一个细节都记得，唯独不记得女孩的长相，我的女朋友、我的爱人、我的媳妇、你在哪！

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我最尴尬的就是去割包pi.主刀医生是我从幼儿园小学到初中2年级的女同学。手术台上她说了一句话。“还和幼儿园时候一样小”。。。。。 当时我整个人都思密达了！

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偷过人的朋友举手，不管男人女人，举手看看有多少。

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你说我容易吗我，千里迢迢从广州来到新疆，为了就是看雪，我特么的来了都快一个月了，住了半个月的院，还挨了两刀，受老罪了，这都快过年了，毛雪没看到，干冷干冷的，二货却说，往年都早下大雪了，今年看我来了，憋着不下了，气人不。

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发工资了，好激动，终于能吃一顿饱的了[捂脸]

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签收快递的时候，快递小哥好奇为啥我购了一个大纸皮箱？我临机恶搞说圣诞节我准备拿这个大纸皮箱把自己装起来当作礼物去跟女生表白。快递小哥听后打量了我一番说道：“哥们，老实说，你这个箱子买小了！”[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]

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大早上NM还没睡醒，被二逼青年（发小）的电话叫醒了，<br/><br/>:哥！你给我介绍的男朋友问我要不要喝5000块钱的饮料，有那么贵的饮料吗？<br/>:你答应了没有？<br/>:没有啊！为什么要喝那么贵的饮料？！<br/><br/>晕+_++_+晕

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